it's true. i am the real mike golay.

supporter.

oh?

once again, hup.

yes. this was cool.

i was not ready for my closeup.

ist niet.

i did mention that it’s ‘cross season, did i not?

it’s also “take a picture in your bathroom prominently featuring your bulbous nose and odd-shaped eye” season.

and furrowed brow, lest we forget.

i call this look “the pepe.”

how i’m spending my evening.

how bad could it be, really?

be right there.

eventually.

you need me in pennsylvania?

hold my calls.

i’m kidding. i don’t know how to use a phone.