it's true. i am the real mike golay.
more belated IM convos with work dude

work dude: (11:47:32 AM) damn, Jack white is channelling motown in his latest

me: (11:47:32 AM) hi. i’m away. sorry.

work dude: (11:47:36 AM) I am impressed

work dude: (11:47:49 AM) he almost sounds like a young MJ

work dude: (11:50:22 AM) oh man, nm

work dude: (11:50:27 AM) turns out that was not jack white

work dude: (11:50:37 AM) I had rdio playing jack on top of the alabama shakes

work dude: (11:50:43 AM) so it was a chick not jack white

work dude: (11:50:47 AM) no wonder i was confused

work dude: (11:51:17 AM) <—— idiot

work dude went idle at 12:22 PM.

me: (12:37:11 PM) BEST LATE-RECEIVED IM EVAR.

that is all.

that is all.

this business of music!

me: (9:33:20 AM) the reality of the amazon marketplace:

me: (9:34:13 AM) amazon will only stock what is sold. i send one cd a week to them on average, which costs me about $2. they take 65% of the sale. i lose money doing business with them.

me: (9:34:31 AM) it’s really great.

me: (9:34:50 AM) also, people still buy cds.

me: (9:34:58 AM) bless them. and curse them. for buying from amazon.

work dude: (9:35:39 AM) can’t you charge more?

work dude: (9:35:44 AM) or just only supply mp3’s?

me: (9:36:23 AM) i could. but ya know, they’ve decided to just cut $3 off my sale price.

me: (9:36:35 AM) i sell mp3s through them as well

me: (9:36:44 AM) i honestly pay little attention anymore

me: (9:37:07 AM) but the once a week package with qty1 is just the height of absurdity.

me: (9:37:19 AM) i do a lot more volume through itunes

me: (9:37:34 AM) and the margin, tho super slim, is actually better

me: (9:38:00 AM) i have to remind myself not to bitch that people like my music enough to buy it

me: (9:38:15 AM) but it’s essentially charity work i’m doing at this point.

me: (9:39:17 AM) i haven’t played a gig in five years. this stuff still sells.

me: (9:39:25 AM) i guess that’s a good thing.

me: (9:40:21 AM) oh, amazon also gives me zero user data

me: (9:40:29 AM) so i have no idea who these people are

me: (9:40:54 AM) i suspect they’re 50-something women who garden and enjoy the company of cats

work dude: (9:41:35 AM) def iPod earbuds, a cat, a stool and digging in some dirt

me: (9:43:09 AM) might be a zune involved.

conversations with grace, vol. 1 in a series

“daddy, can we go over there on the snowy hill?”

“i’m afraid not, honey. that hill is private.”

“what does private mean?”

“it’s… well, that’s a country club. you have to be a member to play on their hill. it costs a lot of silly money to play on their hill. or go in their clubhouse.”

“i think mickey mouse is in there?”

“what?”

“mickey mouse is in a club! do you think he’s there?”

“ah. yes. different club.”

“i love mickey mouse.”

supporter.

supporter.

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dude has been rocking like this for half an hour. i’m seasick. ffs.

sensible shoes.

sensible shoes.

this time last year…

i couldn’t walk.

so in that sense, things are going swimmingly.

it’s now 11:11am on 11/11/11

which i must admit, jaded though i am, is pretty cool.

hippunk:

Random Objects has the coolest shit, I swear.
I can’t wait to wear this in front of all the friends I don’t have.

truth.

hippunk:

Random Objects has the coolest shit, I swear.

I can’t wait to wear this in front of all the friends I don’t have.

truth.